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[Name]: Anna
[Age]: 20
[Contacts]:
♦ DW: 2a2n
♦ AIM: anelegantmyth
♦ Plurk: 2a2n
[Timezone]: GMT +8
[Other Characters]: Cynthia



[Name]: Johnny C.
[Canon]: Johnny the Homicidal Maniac
[Age]: early twenties
[Gender]: M
[Canon Point]: Post Director’s cut

[History]: c/o Zim wiki

[Personality]:
An artist who lost his muse and lost his mind in the process, Johnny is the embodiment of insanity. He was never really one to socialize with people. Actually, he tends to avoid any and every social situation imaginable (with the exception if talking to his victims and Squee…and Devi). He’s a paranoid guy who’s just trying to live his life one day at a time.

Johnny has some very prevalent mental issues. He talks to inanimate objects, he admits to being unhappy, he also admits to the fact that the closest thing he had to a best friend was a man he had a good five minute conversation with before he murdered and the bunny that he fed once then nailed to a pole in him house (aka Nail Bunny) and he easily gets ticked off by the smallest things from people calling him out on his looks to a roach that randomly walks passed him. But the thing is, he doesn’t hold anything back when he’s mad or agitated. He will kill anyone who crosses him.

He believes is other beings. He knows there’s a god and a devil but he doesn’t have a religion. He believes the there’s a force out there that’s keeping him from dying and what’s forcing him to do horrible acts. That force being represented by the bloody wall in his home.

Johnny can’t really remember his back story. He gets slight flashes but that’s just about it. Though it is said that he used to be a brilliant artist but lost his talent and instead began killing to fill in the void in his life. It is also said that he had witnessed the death of his parents by a “horrible man”. He moved to a new town to start fresh as an artist but once he arrived to his new home, he found a wall. A bloodied wall that was holding back a vile, evil creature and the only way to keep it from breaking the barrier is to keep painting the wall with fresh blood. This was probably how Johnny started. Later on he found the different floors in him home filled with different torture machines and tool, which in turn, taught him many colorful ways to kill a person.

He never sleeps. He finds it both questionable and a waste of time and thus. He doesn’t do it.
As stated above, Johnny talks to inanimate objects. They are called his “voices” and he has four very notable ones. He has Nail Bunny which is the closest thing he’ll ever have to a conscience. Think Jiminy Cricket but instead of a cricket, he’s a rotting bunny carcass nailed to a pole. Then there are the Styrofoam Pillsbury dough boys, Psycho Doughnut Boy (or D-Boy) and Mr.Eff, they represent the sides of Johnny’s insanity and both brought about by the fear of knowing something was out to get him (i.e. the bloody wall). D-Boy represents his self-loathing, constantly telling Johnny to kill himself and end all of this. Mr. Eff is the side of Johnny that fears that wall. He’s the voice that constantly reminds Johnny of his task to paint the wall. He tells him how his life was meant to serve the wall but little does Johnny know that the more he gives into the wall, the stronger his voices become (eventually being able to physical manifest themselves as walking, walking Styrofoam doughboys and a floating severed bunny head that actually has the ability to follow Johnny around his house.) Lastly there’s Reverend Meat, basically a Bub’s Burger Boy that keeps telling him to act a little more human. He came after Johnny’s death so he’s not as powerful as the first three voices.

Though he believes in the fact that he lost all his talent, Johnny still makes comics. His only artistic project is called Happy Noodle Boy which basically revolves around this insane stick figure that screams random things at people and then gets killed in the end. It’s still a mystery as to why he created a character like that but a likely guess would be that HNB is the only way he could express himself artistically without having to kill anyone.

Johnny hates humanity. He believes them to be the vile stink of the earth and that, by killing them, he’d be doing the world a favor. However there are a chosen few who he tries to keep close to him, these people being his neighbor Squee, who he looks after like a little brother, and Devi, his love interest gone wrong. Johnny can’t really properly reciprocate feelings which was why he tried to kill Devi the moment they were about to kiss because he wanted to “immortalize the moment”. He was so sure she would forget about him the moment she walked out the door and now he just feels pure regret for what he had almost done to her and still thinks of her often.
He has somewhat messed up morals but he’s never felt sexually attracted to anyone and thus the thought of people sexually assaulting victims before killing them “the way he does it” disgusts him.

But other than the fact that he’s an insane mass murderer who believes that his entire life is being run by a wall in his house, he’s still somewhat of a happy guy.
Sure most of the time he’s sad, resenting humanity and contemplating life. But there are those rare occasions when he’s able to enjoy the stupid things like watching stuff on tv, listening to good music as he prances along the side walk (after a mass murder or two), going out to buy a cherry brain freezy and a taco, or driving to the highest point of his town to look down on people with a massive grin plastered on his face.

He’s been through heaven, hell and back. He’s gone to a mental hospital to get some sleep and he’s killed more than a million people.
But for a small moment in time, he did find inner peace…but that won’t stop him from killing though.

[Abilities / Strengths & Weaknesses]:
Johnny knows many different, unique and colorful ways to kill people. That being said, he’s good with knives, weapons, power tools and anything sharp. He knows how to make bombs because he does use them at the end of his mass murders as a grand finale or when he’s too lazy to kill a huge group of people one by one. Stealth is one of his greatest strengths because Johnny is VERY GOOD at doing things without being caught, like kill someone and drain their blood without anyone actually noticing him (but it is said that that ability came from being “protected” but an outside force). But he cannot, for the life of him, fight and he has a fairly bad temper to boot.

[Limited Powers]:
I don’t think this applies since he doesn’t have any powers.

[Other Important Facts]:
He’ll be bringing his backpack with him. Inside would be his pencil case, a sketch pad, his music player, a swiss army knife, a gun and a bag of chips
Also he’ll be cursing A LOT
[Samples]:
♦ Thread: A chat with the easter bunny
♦ Post:
Dear DIEary,
Did I die again? I don’t recall getting shot in the face and I remember checking my freezie pops for freezer burns before I ate them. Maybe it was that fucking roach? I knew I’d regret keeping that little shit alive. NEVER AGAIN. But it seems I’m in this strange new place filled with wenches and guys with wicked gingivitis and I don’t really know what to do with myself.
Well okay no, that’s a lie. Of course I know what I can do with myself, and I already hid him in a barrel behind the local tavern. Can’t wait to see the look on their faces when they find out I turned their water into blood wine. That was some godly shit I did right there. High five DIEary!

So anyway, I saw a lot of boats and a lot of weapons on those boats. Which would either mean I’m in some pirate world, or my house has a new basement level and it’s pirate themed. That’d be pretty cool. I love pirates! Pillaging and killing, not the raping part thought because that shit’s disgusting. But those guys kill and kill like it’s no tomorrow, and with such flair! Ok DIEary, I really wanna be a pirate now. I’ll make sure to scream YOHO next time I decide to kill a man. Anyhow, I’ll check out those boats later and see if I can ransack them for some decent weapons. After all, there are only so many ways to kill a man with a swiss army knife, right?

Tell the brain freezy machine I love him, except not really.